Terms of Use, Disclaimers, and Privacy Policy

Does anybody ever read these things?
Mostly not. And mostly because people find "Terms of Use" sections written in a language only an Ivy League lawyer could understand.
Well, here at the LittlePagesOnline.com ranch, we think it's time to change all that. We actually want you to read our Terms of Use. Not only that, we actually want you to understand what it is you're reading! How about that?

So, we've tried our utmost to communicate these Terms in a language you were taught at school and that your grandpa used to speak. From time to time we may slip into legal jargon, a phrase or two that our lawyers insist we use. If this should cause any anxiety, palpitations, trepidation and unwillingness to go further, then we completely understand. We urge you, though, to continue if you can, because this website is rich with information and the means to help you find what you're looking for.

And we know you'll be happy with that.
Before you read any further…

This Website is provided by www.LittlePagesOnline.com (LittlePagesOnline.com), a Palma de Mallorca corporation offering businesses advertising availability on the Internet. (Hopefully yours!) If you use the LittlePagesOnline.com Website, we take that as your acceptance and agreement with these Terms of Use, which may change from time to time.

Okay, we've got through the first legal "term". That wasn't too bad now, was it?

Use of Content

We use a diverse range of information, text, photographs, designs, graphics, images, sound and video recordings, animation and other materials and effects on the LittlePagesOnline.com website. All of these are protected by copyrights, trademarks, service marks, trade dress (?) or other intellectual or proprietary rights owned by LittlePagesOnline.com or other third parties.

In fact, all trademarks and copyrighted information contained on the Website are the property of their respective owners.

We happily provide the information, content or advertisements (which we collectively call the "Materials") on the LittlePagesOnline.com site for your review. This can be for either individual or internal business purposes. Yellow Alert! Here comes another legal term: Any other use of the LittlePagesOnline.com Website, or the Materials, is strictly prohibited including, without limitation, modification, republication, deletion, transmission, public performance, distribution, proxy caching, uploading, posting, reproduction, redistribution or any other dissemination, without the express written permission of LittlePagesOnline.com or the applicable rights holder.

And here's another "You may not!": The Materials on the LittlePagesOnline.com site may not be used by third parties for telemarketing, direct marketing, commercial mass email or by agents or representatives or email spammers, who, in our copywriter's humble (and personal!) opinion, are the cyber-idiots of the universe!

Remember, the fact that you have been permitted to use the LittlePagesOnline.com Website does not give you permission to use the Website or Materials for any illegal purpose. Nor for that matter may you transmit to (or through) the LittlePagesOnline.com Website or to (or through) any Service any illegal, harmful, threatening, defamatory, obscene, hateful, pornographic or other objectionable material of any kind, or to interfere with, abuse or otherwise violate the legal rights of any third party using the LittlePagesOnline.com Website or Materials.
But we know you already knew all that, didn't you?

Disclaimers and Limitation of Liability

Or, in understandable English: Hey! Read the fine print!
At LittlePagesOnline.com we make every possible effort to ensure the information presented in, on or through its Website, is accurate. However, because LittlePagesOnline.com also communicates information provided and created by advertisers, software developers, publishers, marketing agents, resellers and other third parties, LittlePagesOnline.com unfortunately has no control over the accuracy of such information. We're sure you'll understand that we can make no guarantees, nor be responsible for any such information, including its accuracy, currency, content, quality, copyright compliance or legality, or any resulting loss or damage.

It's not that we're lazy or won't do it, but it's really not our responsibility to make any representations concerning any endeavor to review the content of sites listed in any of the Materials. Yellow Alert! Another legal heavy: Nor do we investigate, represent or endorse the accuracy, legality, legitimacy, validity or reliability of any deals, coupons or other promotions ("Promotions") or Materials contained on, distributed through, or linked, downloaded or accessed from any of the services contained on this website (the "Service"). Nor the quality of any product or service, information or other materials displayed, purchased, or obtained by you as a result of an advertisement or any other information or offer in or in connection with the Service (the "Products").
Are you getting all of this? You are? Bravo! Then here's some more for you to enjoy:

Nor does LittlePagesOnline.com assume the responsibility of enforcing licensing requirements with respect to licensed professions or trades prior to publishing Materials.

All of the data on Products and Promotions including but not limited to, the prices and the availability of any product or service or any feature thereof, is subject to change without notice by the party providing the Product or Promotion. Which is why we at LittlePagesOnline.com encourage you to use discretion while browsing the Internet using the LittlePagesOnline.com services - and always remember - read the fine print associated with any Promotions found on our Website and throughout the Internet.

Also remember that LittlePagesOnline.com reserves the right, in its sole discretion and without any obligation, to make improvements to, or correct any error or omissions in, any portion of the Service or the Materials. Simply put, we can make changes to our website without having to notify you first (or get your permission), which is fair. Where appropriate, we will endeavor to update information listed on the Website on a timely basis, but shall not be liable for any inaccuracies. Of course not!

Also, LittlePagesOnline.com does not make any representations regarding the availability and performance of its website. This is the nature of the Internet…it's far from perfect, but we're getting there! So, we'd like you to acknowledge that any use of the LittlePagesOnline.com Website, reliance upon any Materials and any use of the Internet generally shall be at your sole risk - and that LittlePagesOnline.com shall not be liable for any loss of data, lost profits or any other damages or losses resulting from such use. Again, that's very fair.

Small Print in Big Print

THE SERVICE AND THE MATERIALS ARE PROVIDED BY LITTLEPAGESONLINE.COM ON AN "AS IS" BASIS AND AS AVAILABLE, WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY OR REPRESENTATION OF ANY KIND, WHETHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED. LITTLEPAGESONLINE.COM EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ANY AND ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, WITH RESPECT TO THE SERVICE OR ANY MATERIALS AND PRODUCTS.

IN NO EVENT SHALL LITTLEPAGESONLINE.COM BE LIABLE FOR ANY COMPENSATORY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, LOSS OF DATA, INCOME OR PROFIT, LOSS OF OR DAMAGE TO PROPERTY, OR ANY CLAIMS OF THIRD PARTIES WHATSOEVER WITH RESPECT TO THE SERVICE, THE MATERIALS, THE PROMOTIONS AND THE PRODUCTS REGARDLESS OF THE LEGAL THEORY ON WHICH THE CLAIM IS BASED, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, ANY DAMAGES THAT RESULT FROM ANY MISTAKE, OMISSION, VIRUS, DELAY OR INTERRUPTION IN OPERATION OR SERVICE OR FAILURE OF PERFORMANCE, WHETHER OR NOT RESULTING FROM AN ACT OF GOD, COMMUNICATIONS FAILURE, THEFT OR UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO LITTLEPAGESONLINE.COM RECORDS. LITTLEPAGESONLINE.COM SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY LOSSES OR DAMAGES WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM ANY FAILURE OF THE INTERNET.

Oh and one more thing…Some states do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability of consequential or incidental damages, so the above exclusions may not apply to all users; in such states liability is limited to the fullest extent permitted by law.
Copyright Complaints

LittlePagesOnline.com does not make it its responsibility to monitor the use of trademarks, copyrights or other rights of third parties. However, LittlePagesOnline.com may, in appropriate circumstances and at its discretion, remove, suspend, terminate access or take other action against users, members or other third parties who infringe the copyright rights of others. Consider yourself duly cautioned.


If you seriously believe that the Materials contain unauthorized reproductions of your copyrighted work, or links to sites containing unauthorized reproductions of your copyrighted work, we ask you to notify LittlePagesOnline.com by providing the following information in accordance with the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (17 U.S.C. sec. 512) to our designated agent as listed below: identification of the work:

a. physical or electronic signature of a person authorized to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive right that is allegedly infringed;
b. identification of the copyrighted work claimed to have been infringed;
c. identification of the material that is claimed to be infringing or to be the subject of infringing activity and that is to be removed or access to which is to be disabled, and information reasonably sufficient to permit LittlePagesOnline.com to locate the material;
d. information reasonably sufficient to permit LittlePagesOnline.com to contact you;
e. a statement that you have a good faith belief that the use of the material in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, agent or law;
f. a statement that the information in the notice is accurate, and under penalty of perjury, that you are authorized to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive right that is allegedly infringed.


Governing Law (more legal stuff)

You agree that this Agreement will be governed and construed in accordance with the laws of the Spain without giving effect to principles of conflict of laws, and agree to submit to personal jurisdiction in Spain and further agree that any cause of action arising under this Agreement shall be shall be tried and litigated exclusively in the courts of Palma de Mallorca.